Monday 19 October 2015

Tom Glowacki

As you all know, our colleague Tom Glowacki is an auditor working for the SR&ED department at the Montreal Tax Service Office for the past 16 years or so.

For those of you who don’t know Tom – Tom has had no other ambition in life other than to remain as a low level auditor in the same department; so we were shocked to see Tom was proactively posting newspaper articles of ex-employees facing legal battles, laughing and mocking their demise, and boasting to everyone at the office that they got what they deserved.

Perhaps he may have a point, however we feel that he should join them as well. You see, for the longest time, Tom and Vince Belmonte (who is an SR&ED consultant) have been very close acquaintances and financial partners as well.

Over the years, Tom and Vince have been seen at restaurants enjoying a nice meal, going to bars to have a drink and the occasional game of golf (a few times a year). Furthermore we can confirm that Tom has received financial compensation from Mr. Belmonte, not only in the form of cash but also Tom was given a special credit card so he could make personal purchases when he needed to.

These facts can all be corroborated by simply looking at the inventory of SR&ED files Tom has “audited” in the past where the representative on the file was Vince Belmonte. You see, Tom knew exactly which files to select for his audits. How was he able to do that? Where did he get his list from? The facts will speak for themselves in due course.

In addition, Tom did not limit his moonlighting services to Mr. Belmonte’s firm only; there are at least 2 other firms which he provided special services to, and from whom he’s received compensation.

So our message to our esteemed colleague Mr. Tom Glowacki: People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Hope you will enjoy your upcoming retirement, Tom.

Perhaps now you finally can go work directly for Vince Belmonte as you have expressed to us on so many occasions. Ciao buddy!

Monday 5 October 2015

Salut Guylaine Gaudreault

 

 

It has been a while since we’ve updated our blog and for that we must apologize. Rest assured we haven’t retired and there are more articles to come.

Speaking of retirement, we would like to wish Guylaine Gaudreault a very happy and pleasant retirement. By the way, that email that was sent to us by CRA management (announcing her retirement) was very strange; short and sweet. Although she is not yet 55 years of age, Guylaine has suddenly and unexpectedly decided to hang up her G-string at the Canada Revenue Agency; hope this blog had something to do with it. ;)

Where will her retirement party be held at?

Who will be invited?   Who will attend??

Hope that she will be happy in her new functions in life.

What will happen to her hapless incompetent sidekick Raymonde?

Arrivederci! “Ma chère Guylaine c’est à ton tour…”

Enjoy your furniture.